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Custom Poetry
You know how everyone is SO annoying with wanting a gift that is personal? I mean, socks are cool. I love socks. Well, if you don't want to give socks, try this on for size. Shoot me an email with pertinent details:
For example:
- My grandmother turned 90
- She loves scuba diving, spicy lobster dishes, her grandchildren and making out in the back row of the movie theater.
- Add some photos and/or video (preferably not of her making out)
- A little while later....BOOM! Carolyn made you a lovely poem. Granny will love it. Promise. So will everyone else. They'll probably want to read it on the microphone in front of everybody.
- Which is totally cool with me...as long as I get a shoutout.
Copywriting
Every single business needs to communicate. Pain in the butt, ain't it. Well, I'm at your service. I can whip up whatever you need lightning fast. And I don't just do smarmy, tounge-in-cheek stuff...I can be professional. Don't believe me? I've worked as a copywriter for magazines (remember those?), newspapers (remember those?), at a legit advertising agency, and I operated a PR firm before my VERY needy children came on the scene. Shoot me an email...I can help.
Publicity
Want everyone to look at your business? Of course you do. Let me help you get all that attention you so desperately need. We all do, don't feel bad about it. I can manage your socials, create press releases, pitch you to traditional and new media outlets. Get on up in that spotlight. You're a star.